The Tooth Fairy

So, Zack lost his first tooth yesterday. He was a bit worried that the Tooth Fairy wouldn't be able to find it, just in case he ended up sleeping in our bed instead of his bed (where the tooth was under the pillow).

Me: "Don't worry, I'll leave her a note."

Zack: "What! She's tiny! She'll never be able to read your huge handwriting."

Me: "I'll use your microscope when I write it."

Zack: "Nooooooo! It's broooooken!

Me: "Then I'll use the binoculars."

Zack: "But that will make it bigger!"

Me: "I'll use them backwards."

Zack: "Oh. OK."